JUST IN: Liberal Hollywood Actor GROVELS Before Elon Musk

(SNews) – Hollywood star Charlie Sheen begged Twitter CEO Elon Musk to return his coveted blue Twitter verification check mark yesterday in a groveling display. Sheen certainly can afford to spend $8 bucks a month making the begging even more desperate.

He said: “Dear @elonmusk. I’m sorry your fancy rocket exploded in spectacular fashion. I’m certain you’ll build an even bigger and more explody one. Now, may I please have my blue check back? it would mean a lot to me. thank you in advance, sincerely – c sheen.”

Musk fired back with: “I Feel your pain. And Sheen wasn’t the only celeb to show their true colors when Musk yanked their check marks. Bette Midler said: “Elon, deciding that I’m not me, I’m a fake, & obliging ME, who has contributed mightily to your platform, (at least until you “tweaked the algorithm & tanked my metrics”) to pay monthly because you don’t have enough money & you’re humiliated b/c everyone thinks you’re a pathetic douche, is the funniest thing you’ve ever done.

“Let that sink in. Sorry to hear about your rocket.

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“Elon took my blue check away! I’m unverified! After all these years and thousands of tweets and free content, this worm has the nerve to de-certify me!”

Jason Alexander, the actor who played George Costanza on the hit sitcom Seinfeld, said:

“Ok everyone. Twitter has removed my verification. I will no longer be posting on this app. Anyone who posts as me is an imposter. I wish you all well.”

Alyssa Milano said: “So by revoking my blue check mark because I wouldn’t pay some arbitrary fee, someone can just be me and say a bunch of bullshit. Does that mean Twitter and @elonmusk are liable for defamation or identity theft or fraud?

Elon Musk shut them all down with one devastating line:

“We’ve started a “save-a-celebrity fund” to pay their $8. We take this matter very seriously.”

He added later: “Anointed nobility is anathema. Quality of content counts.”


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